England Note
How is it?
I've developed a new fighter plane!
Don't you like the design?
Why were you in such a hurry to show me this?
I could never think of this kind of (retarded) design.
It really is (retardedly) you, America.
That's great!
After all, I made half of them to beat you with!
Hold it! Didn't I tell you that you're supposed to keep that a secret?
Oh, right!
HETALIA
Busby's Chair.
Long ago, the murderer Busby sat in this chair as if possessed.
After his death, a rumor spread that those who sat in that cursed chair would soon die.
It is said that it has sent nearly sixty-one men to hell...
England Note
So, I'll make America sit in it during this Allied Summit.
I'll be sneaky and swap America's chair with Busby's!
Even if he's America, he can't avoid a curse!
Good morning, England!
You're sure up early today.
Busby's chair.
A cursed chair rumored to kill those who sat in it even for only a short amount of time.
But it doesn't appear to work at all on Russia.
HETALIA
England Note
A
England's plan Get America stinking drunk and coax info out of him
Wow, you don't invite me out to drink often.
From time to time, it's fun to do this kind of thing.
A
But Several hours later...
Damn you, Lafayette.
Damn you, Kosciuszko.
Damn you, Volunteer Army.
Are you all right?
He always gets like this when he's drunk.
Dammit!
You're sure talking big when I'm the one who made you a man!
You're talking about that again!?
And to think I took pity on you getting bossed around by France and helped you out!
I was a fool to think fighting France together would make us good friends!
Stupid, stupid, stupid!
Stupid America!
Stupid stupid stupid stupid...
A
The next day...
I wanna die.
I'm going to quit drinking.
I'm telling you, I quit!
What's that?
England.
HETALIA
Looks like they're here.
Seems like it.
What is it?
The Allies.
I, the hero, will give the orders!
I choose you, China!
I'll do anything, just don't hit me!
T-That's...
Busby's Chair!
The cursed chair...
So, does anyone here have the courage to sit in this chair?
I will!
Don't you sit in it!
Busby's Chair.
It's England's final weapon.
nee nee papa wain choudai Hey hey papa, give me wine!
nee nee mama nee nee mama Hey hey mama, hey hey mama!
mukashi ni tabeta boroneeze no I can't forget that taste
ano aji ga wasurerarenainda of the bolognese I ate before!
maru kaite chikyuu Draw a circle, there's Earth!
boku hetalia I'm Hetalia!
aa hitofude de Ah, a fabulous world,
mieru subarashii sekai that can be seen with a paintbrush.
nagagutsu de kanpai da Let's have a toast with our boots!
hetalia
All right, who's next?
I don't get it!
Until next time...